nooo

There's a band called Wiz Khalifa?

Lalalalalalalala, Saturday! And maybe Sunday!

Two concerts this weekend! I'm for sure going on Saturday to see Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, I Set My Friends On Fire, Woe Is Me, and the Amity Affliction.
And then on Sunday, maybe Our Last Night, Attila, Vanna, Arsonists Get All the Girls, A Bullet for Pretty Boy and some other bands with Priscella in Joliet. I'm like pumped, bros.

I got casted in one of the freshman plays! Yay.

Today is Friday.

Yesterday was Thursday.
Saturday is tomorrow.
And Sunday comes afterwards.

Sleepy.

I need to acquire this CD.

My favorite so far.
If you haven't figured it out yet, they're putting weird/awful videos to go alone with their amazing music because simply releasing audio is boring. So they released each song with strange video!

I haven't posted videos in forever. Poop.
Anyways. This is something about photos. Tralalala.
I'm really awful at photography. But I like looking at pictures. They amuse me!
Photos from Disney World are my favorite. Disney World's my favorite.
I'm totally not excited for more projects in journalism. Because I'm bad at them. Like, for reals.
I want to bake a cake.
I have to write a 3-page essay tonight. I haven't even started. But it won't be hard at all because Mr. Smith told me my writing is too good and I have to make it so stupid people can read it, too (I'm not kidding. I received an A- because my last paper wasn't dumb enough). So I shall just put nothing into the essay!
It's about Anne Sexton. She's the most legit. Ever.
Honestly.
I'm not lying.
Srsly, guise.
Guise.
Srsly.
I'm really sleepy.

I have to go potty. I'm too lazy.

I'm really hungry. I want food.

I must win the Whitechapel guitar from AP.
I already have two addresses entered.
I need more people whose addresses I can use. ;D

Thisthisthis.

Comfy Chiodos shirt is comfy.

Why am I watching a movie on Lifetime? It was on when I woke up and went into the kitchen. And once I start watching a Lifetime movie, I finish like a boss.

This.

Worst two snow days of my life. I honestly want to be in school.

Ughhhh, English paper.

My favorite scent.

Bought me an Enter Shikari shirt today, along with lots of other sexy items of attire.
And now the flood gates will open.

This.
Yesterday was 5 months. :D

Lightslightslights.
So, slipping/falling when we were going around taking pictures today. For the win.

Currently one of my favorite bands, even though I'm not really a big fan of the image. Freaks is freaks, though. :D

Next 11:11 I'm wishing for Confide to get back together.

So, lessthanthree.

This song is such epic jamz.
But where do they get the actors for these videos? Does that old dude heart For Today?

Christian Metal, yo.

Jonathan has a favorite band and that band's name is Chelsea Grin.

Most gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, perfect song. Ever.

Amazing. But it'd be really boring to watch live, I think.

I'm. So. Ready. For. The. New. Album.

So sad DI is done. They'll always be two legit.

Saw Miss May I on Thursday night. So legit.
I hate this video, but this song is one of my favorites.

The vocalist/piggy's name is Jonathan. My name's Jonathan. . . :D

^sexiest song ever. Kay, maybe not. But it's still pretty darn sexy.

Saw Silverstein last night along with A Bullet For Pretty Boy, The Chariot, Miss May I, and Pierce the Veil. Best concert I've ever been to (not counting Warped Tour). I'm sore from moshing, yo.

I just realized my blog header promises poetry, but I haven't posted a single poem. Hmm.

I know! http://unholyjeff.tumblr.com/ <------ legitness. ;D

I turned 15 years old at 11:17 today.
I regret nothing my life.
And I'm so, so happy with everything I have. I thank God every night.
I gave myself a promise for my 15th birthday.
I'm going to be this good one day. I'm going to leave people breathless.

EY YO ISS MUH BURFFDAY. :D

My favorite rapper. Ever. ^o^

I'm itchy.

Kay. I really want to go to the Emmure/Asking Alexandria/Chiodos/Miss May I/Evergreen Terrace/Lower Than Atlantis tour. Bad. Now.

Why have I been given the chance to fly?

Seriously, some of the cameos in this video are amazing.
I don't know how they got the guy from Trivium and Vincent Bennett from The Acacia Strain. But they did. And it's legit.

Know who's not attractive? At all?
Haley Williams from Paramore.
Kay, thanks.

Shh. This was actually posted on January 3rd. ;D

Sfr.

Happy New Year!

I posted this video already. But I have a story to tell you.
I went to the mall today.
There was this supercreep in F.Y.E. at the mall, listening to Carnifex and then getting really scared when he heard it, and he tried to kidnap/rape/murder me. He asked me my age and where I was from. 16 and East Chicago. ;D Then he kept following me around and just being generally weird and pedobear. He targeted me. I could tell. I'm surprised he chose me, though. I didn't think they went after kids like me for fear we may put a spell on them. Or something.
Also, he had an afro.